1. The hero is always a simpleton who has extraordinary Judo, wrestling, boxing, karate and other ninja fighting techniques
2. The heroine, no matter from which community or state or locality, is the most well dressed, decked in make-up and fashion forward woman alive on Earth
3. All the heroine's friends are unattractive
4. The heroine is annoying, childish and cute at the same time. She just doesn't understand the seriousness of life
5. The villain always falls in love with the heroine. But he has lustful intentions whereas the hero has saintly intentions
6. The heroine falls in love with the hero after days of stalking, torturing, slapping by the hero
7. The heroine loves blind men, poor people, puppies, and kids
8. Whenever someone is in trouble, like a puppy wants to cross the road, the heroine (from nowhere) appears and does the honours
9. The wind's speed is always a 100 km/h when the hero sees the heroine
10. From the day the hero first sees his heroine, they 'accidentally' meet and bump into each other everywhere for the next couple of years till they finally get married
11. The hero has a husky voice
12. But can sing the most melodious songs ever
13. He can always dance and is an excellent 'kutthu' dancer
14. The hero certainly does not believe in the Indian Education System
15. The climax always takes place during monsoon season
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