Mean meat eater...

I overheard X saying 'Ooh, and please stop consuming meat OK? Bad for health. Eat veggies.' Somebody nodded, reluctantly.

No, there was no debate on which was better 'Meat or vegetables.' Somebody just asked X how to get to this hip-hip club in the city.

X: Oh, you must go to this place...OMG, It's so amazing.
Somebody: Really? You've been there?
X: Of course! Every Saturday..Duh!...it's kinda like a Saturday night ritual. OMG, the drinks...out of this world...
Somebody: (Excited) Wow! Ya?
X: Trust me...the booze is whahowwayhoweywho!
Somebody: Woohoo...Alright...
X: Ooh, and please stop consuming meat OK? Bad for health. Eat veggies.

What on earth was X saying? I mean...X was clearly a booze addict or what and X is some veggie addict too?...and X says 'Veggies are good for health?'

Health? LOL!

My dear X,

This is me, a meat consumer. Yes you heard it right, I eat meat. The gruesome being. But no, you don't do it. It's good that you are a veggie. But X, my dear, please stop consuming those veggies...because, they're rotting in your system. Booze will do, my dear.

Booze will do. Yes.

Health.

Mean meat eater!

Free...Free

Free Booze (OMG! Elixir!)

Free coupons to the club (Stairway to heaven)

Tax exempt (??!)

Free 'ladies queues' at the cinema (Yeah!)

Freedom to interrupt anybody's conversation (anytime...)

Freedom to shout at anybody (because, duh! you're a woman!)

Free to complain (about anything)

Free...'everything'

Oh, but do not forget to protest for your 'rights!' (You're free to do that too)

Now!

Be a him... Be a her... Be a blah... Be a bloo...

Be the watch...be the watch

'But...I do not function like that...I cannot...I'm...'

Be the watch...

Be the spoon...be the spoon

'But, I'm just a watch...I cannot...'

Useless.

Wretched...

But...

We're different

Really...

I beg!

South-Park me!

Oh, before I leave for the day, here's something I want to show you...I south-parked myself.

Not able to blog...

There was this huge work pressure building up and I really couldn't blog...though I religiously blogged in my mind...I hope the weekend instills some blog spirit in me.

Have a great weekend! :)

Why is TZP still under construction?

Excuse me for following the not-done blogging techniques, that is to say, starting a topic and then not completing it...like the Om Shanti Om review and the never-gonna-be written TZP review! So why am I not publishing it? Frankly, I was gonna complete it and publish it but the TV stopped me! Well, I can blame my eyes too, ok whatever, so I saw this little boy Darsheel Safary (Ishaan Awasthi) giving his 'nth' interview on TV about his role, and the movie and blah blah blah. I expected the little child to be a child on TV, but it so turned out that he was not a child...he was this super duper star who had achieved something really noteworthy in life at such a young age, blame it on me for expecting. But, but...he is supposed to be a child and not have this 'yeah, so I'm a star' attitude! I mean, it's ok, after all 'Who' am I to judge? But it's just that when I watched TZP, I cried everything time this little boy cried in the movie (the only difference being I did not use glycerine) and I got attached to this little boy...SIGH!!!
I decided I will probably not continue writing the review because I was shocked. And I stick to my word, I will publish it when I publish my numerous other posts that are still in the 'draft' stage...
So, TZP is under construction...and blame it on the eternal procrastinator or otherwise!