When the universe conspired...

It was a sultry afternoon and the class was in no mood for thermodynamics. Leela ma'am walked in and everybody got up to wish her

In unison everybody sang "Good aaaaaaafternooooooooooooooooooooon ma'am"

Soon the rebel in class, Abarna joined the chorus, "no neeeed to take claaaas maaaaa'aaam"

Leela ma'am got pissed off

'Sit down all of you. Or I will get angry.'

Abarna continued, accompanied by a group of other girls "pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeee maaaaa'aaam. no need to take claaaas ma'am"

Not knowing it was Abarna who was shouting, Leela ma'am threw a chalk at the class. Everybody ducked so as to not be hit by it 

The padips of the class snickered and spoke aloud "ma'am please take class, ma'am"

Second Law of Thermodynamics: In any cyclic process the entropy will.................

Leela ma'am began writing on the board.

Abarna turned to look at her classmates who by now had given up all hope that Leela ma'am would let them go free this hour.

Leela ma'am wrote a lot of formulas on the board, explained the concepts and turned to see if we were taking down notes.
Abarna just kept staring at the blackboard hoping to fall asleep soon and then suddenly as ma'am turned to the board to write another formula, the duster fell on her head.
Leela ma'am was hurt and her head was covered with chalk dust.
She quickly scrambled out of the class announcing 'we'll continue tomorrow' rubbing her head in the process...
Abarna couldn't believe her eyes and she jumped like a clown.
She and her gang walked away victoriously out of the class to the canteen.
Like as if everything she wanted the universe conspired with her! 

Love is in the air

Love is in the air? Wrong, nitrogen, oxygen and carbon dioxide are in the air - Sheldon Cooper

This fellow is correct! Love and all is not there in the air. In the air, apart from these gases, so much dust, pollution, cow dung smell and cigarette smoke is only there. 

Simply, on valentine's day alone, love will come in the air a? Then if I breathe that 'love' filled air what will happen to me? Tell! At least I know that if I breathe the polluted air I will get breathing problems, some diseases like asthma etc etc. What I'll get if I breathe the love air? Love a? Ayee, simply don't joke like this. 

Ok, one more thing you tell me, then today love is in the air, then tomorrow where this love will go? Into water a? Hey such stories and all tell somebody with flower in the ear. I won't believe. Why you are telling love is in the air. Love is a feeling no? Correct? That means feeling and all should be in your heart no? If love is in the air, then what is there in your heart? oh oh oh, don't tell blood, arteries, pump and all such biology related things. Even small baby knows. I also know. 

Tell me, love is in the air means what? What is the advantages of it? I want to know!